babies are so cute and dumb aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable
talking, breathing, archery (lv26)
|Interviewer:||Ever gotten lucky on a beach?|
|Mikey:||I found a $20 bill once.|
|Interviewer:||Would you ever rock a Speedo?|
|Mikey:||If someone put a shotgun to my head.|
|Interviewer:||Ever have a regrettable summer hookup?|
|Mikey:||Regret is a sign of weakness. Oh, and girls have cooties.|
|Interviewer:||What’s your favourite ice-cream truck song?|
|Mikey:||The Godfather theme. Yes, in Jersey, many an ice-cream truck played the Godfather theme.|
|Interviewer:||How do you keep your makeup from running onstage when you get sweaty?|
|Mikey:||I don’t. At the show we played tonight, eyeliner and sweat streamed into my eye and I was partially blinded.|
|Interviewer:||Ever do socks with sandals?|
|Mikey:||You wouldn’t catch my cold dead body with sandals on.|
|Interviewer:||Is there a body part you hide during the summer?|
|Mikey:||All of them.|
don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste
it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days
15 days have come and gone
and i am still asian
Pete Wentz Wearing Dumb Shirts:
"Make Love Not Pete Wentz"
"What the Fuck?! Who is Pete Wentz?"
"I Killed Pete Wentz"
"Pete! at the Disco"
Don’t cry guys.
OMG crying so hard :’(